That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She’s taken. She’s dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real “what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS” type shit. And they’re monogamous. They’re monogamously e-dating. They call each other “my wife” sometimes too so it’s hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.
Losing it at the people in the tags like “I did this and it worked” or “my ex’s new girlfriend reblogged this”…. I think this might be my most destructive post yet
